you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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