i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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