How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
If I die, sorry about rent.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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