Sry I called you an 8
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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