why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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