My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
send nudes
from the living room?
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