Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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