32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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