it was like eating out sand paper
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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