dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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