was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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