Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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