am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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