Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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