Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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