If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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