okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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