hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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