I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
