last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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