I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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