it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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