Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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