no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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