Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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