TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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