I wish i was in the wii world.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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