you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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