I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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