Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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