his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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