Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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