there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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