Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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