so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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