wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
