That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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