worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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