Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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