New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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