Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You don't make any sense
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