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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my shit smells like andre
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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