Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
