it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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