But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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