I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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