Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
wow bdsm is so cute
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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