I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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