my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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