Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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