That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
