you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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