I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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