You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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