Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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