first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
