Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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